As an erotic romance writer, I mess the sheets up and delve into what wild, forbidden things might have gone on in those beds.
(Plus, now I have to buy my own chocolate.)
As an erotica writer, I have to do more than fill my readers’ bellies. Other parts of the body and mind must be satisfied too.
Facts? Hey, make it easy, why don’t you? As a writer, I have to make that shit up!
WAY, WAY HARDER
Exhibit D. TV news promo writer. Wrote teasers for upcoming newscasts. Had to keep people from changing the channel for a full 30 seconds.
HARDER! If I can’t keep people reading my books for more than 30 seconds, I deserve to get fired.
Then again, it wouldn't be the first time.
Of course, I haven’t given plumbing a shot yet.